The Free Land of Please Found Me in A Frontier is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 869 million Please Found Me in A Frontierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The very strong Please Found Me in A Frontierian economy, worth 47.5 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,697 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, companies are turning to trained kangaroos for their most menial jobs, the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers, and politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Please Found Me in A Frontier's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Please Found Me in A Frontier is ranked 264,220^th in the world and 126^th in Equestria for Safest, scoring 10.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.